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From Chopping Block to the Table . . . almost.

Posted on May 17, 2017 by zansfarm Posted in farm animals, Triumphs .

Living on a farm, my skills are always increasing, and butchering is no exception!

 

Having processed-out deer for the last five years, and a few rabbits, we decided it was time for chicken.

It started with Mr. Rooster. He lived in the barn since the other two roosters had taken a sudden dislike to him and been attacking him. Turkey Lurkey befriended him and the two were buddies.

However, he scared Erik to death, and the smallest noise had Erik convinced the rooster would jump him when he wasn’t looking. On one unfortunate day, Erik walked into the barn. As it was feeding time, the rooster assumed Erik was bringing food so he ran in after him. Erik assumed he was being chased by the rooster and whopped him over the head with a bar.

I turned the rooster into a very tasty rooster stew. Out of spite, Erik refused to eat it.

Now, having 80, fat, juicy, meat chickens waddling about the barn, Erik has been very excited to try one. He was going to have his chance over the weekend. Our son (4) likes to play with the chickens in their pen. I’m assuming he probably dropped one too hard and the chicken never quite recovered. It couldn’t bear weight on one leg and stopped walking.

We set it aside to butcher out when we had time, but he must have had internal damage since he stopped eating and drinking. By the time I managed to butcher him, he’d lost all weight and there was very little meat left on him.

So we decided to try another one!

 

I grabbed a chicken in the AM yesterday and set him aside. Last night after getting everything done I finally went out to butcher him. I put his head between the nails like they say to do online, and went to chop-off his head.

BUT HE JUMPED-UP AND RAN!

I chased the fat chicken down the driveway, waving a huge cleaver in the air before finally jumping on him.

I put him back in the nail guillotine and well . . . lets just say it wasn’t a pretty sight and took a few good whacks. I think next time I’ll put a rubber band over the nails to keep his head down, and maybe try that milk jug idea.

Gutting went better this time around, and plucking was so-so. He turned out looking pretty good, but we’ll cook him up tonight and see for sure how he tastes!

Spring Edibles: Morels?

Posted on May 2, 2017 by zansfarm Posted in Uncategorized .

It’s spring in Michigan, and like many people we have been out looking for spring mushrooms. Most notably, the morel.

We have NEVER found a morel on our property.

Oh sure, we’ve spent hours upon hours searching. But wouldn’t you know, every time I’m certain I’m going to find one, I find something else instead . . . fresh deer poop and deer footprints.

For two years now, the areas that SHOULD be holding morels, have come up empty, except for the deer signs. I read online about how people will swear up and down that deer won’t eat morels. I guess our deer didn’t get the memo.

Two years ago, we heard from word of mouth that our neighbor had collected piles of them from her tree area.

Unless she’s making up stories, we should have some as well.

Spring is not a total bust here though, there are other edibles popping up for dinner!

 

RAMPS

A relative of garlic, ramps (seen far left) are ONLY found in spring. Once the weather warms, the leaves shrivel and die, hiding the tasty bulbs until next year.

Ramps are easy to find. They have twin leaves that come together at a short, pinkish stalk. They look NEARLY IDENTICAL to Lily of the Valley, except for the reddish stem. If you pluck them, they will smell like onions or fresh garlic. If you dig down a few inches, you’ll find an oblong bulb. Pull-up the entire plant to harvest, or just pluck the leaves.

RAMPS CAN BE TRANSPLANTED. If you’re out hiking, you can dig them up and re-plant at home.

Ramps like wet soil. Any area next to water makes them happy. Pretty much any area skunk cabbage will grow.

RAMPS ARE UNCOMMON.

If you find a large area of them, be very excited. They are fairly rare. We have NO NATVE RAMPS anywhere on our swampy property. I DID however, transplant our bunch from our previous house, which were transplanted from my Dad’s house.

RAMPS GROW SLOWLY!

Don’t pick them all! Only pick 1/3 of them or less. They multiply VERY slowly. I planted maybe 10 plants 4 years ago. I have maybe 15 this year. It’s the same at my Dad’s house. They just don’t multiply very fast unless you have lots!

HOW TO EAT:

Slice thinly, and saute in butter over medium heat with meats, veggies or mushrooms. Goes great with venison!

PHEASANT BACK MUSHROOMS

No luck with morels? Try pheasant backs! (Seen middle of photo) These tasty treats grow off the side of dead or dying Elm trees. Wait, what? Yes, you often find them in morel areas. They LOVE wet swamps, and truthfully ALL our pheasant backs have been found in swampy areas.

Easily identified by their pattern of “feathers” on their tops, they are the only mushroom growing on the side of a tree in springtime (unless you get some early/late oysters).

Pheasant backs come in all sizes.

I’ve seen pheasant backs grow to 2 feet wide . . . in the middle of winter!

Size does NOT equal tastiness. It’s actually nighttime temps that SEEM to determine texture on these mushrooms. I’ve had tough small ones, and tender large ones, and vice versa.

THIS IS ONE OF THE TRICKIEST MUSHROOMS TO HARVEST.

No lie. My Aunt has harvested and eaten MANY types of mushrooms, but never had luck with Pheasant Backs. I’ve cooked several tasty ones.

They smell/taste lightly of lemon and cucumber. A light, refreshing taste in stark contrast to many other mushroom varieties.

RULE OF THUMB

If you can easily snap-off an edge of the mushroom with your fingers, it’s good for eating. If you have to twist/tear an edge off, it’s too tough to bother with.

**I’m not sure if a mushroom that’s tough one day will be soft on another day, but they do seem to keep growing if you let them stay on the tree.

DANDALION GREENS

Considered a weed by most, dandelions are actually extremely healthy for you, and help cleanse your liver and kidneys. Make sure any leaves you harvest have not been sprayed with weed killer.

Leaves can be eaten raw as a garnish or in a salad, or sauteed with other spring treats. They have a lightly bitter flavor to them.

BOTTOM LINE:

While morels might be choice, other spring treats are waiting to be found as well!

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